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The Great One Said it:

Here are some quotes from Dwayne that you may or may not recognize. Some of these are classic Rock quotes if you have a quote you want listed here see the bottom of the list

-”You will go one on one with the Great One! ”

-”The Rock is without a doubt THE most electrifying man in sports entertainment today! ”

-”The Rock will take you down Know Your Role Boulevard which is on the corner of Jabroni Drive and check you directly into the Smackdown Hotel!”

-”Layeth the smacketh down.”

-”If you smell…what The Rock…is…cooking!”

-”Do you smell That the Rock is Cook’n..”

-”What do you think? …It doesn’t matter what you think”

-”The Rock says…”

-”Know your role and shut your mouth!”

-”Finally, The Rock has come back to (name of city).”

-”This ain’t ‘Sing Along With The Rock’!”

-”It doesn’t matter what you think!”

-”Who is this roody-poo?”

-”It doesn’t matter what your name is!”

-”Who in the blue hell are you?”

-”The Rock is ‘The Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment!’”

-”Jabroni!”

-”Just bring it!”

-”I’m gonna take this (object), shine it up real nice, turn it side ways, and stick it straight up your candy ass!”

-”Do you like pie?”

-”The Rock’s gonna take your monkey ass down to the corner of Know Your Role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive and check you in to the Smackdown Hotel!”

-”The Rock is going to lay the smack down all over your candy ass!”

-”This is The Rock’s show! This is SmackDown!”

-”The jabroni beating, pie eating, trail blazing, eye brow raising, the best in the present, future and past, and if ya’ll don’t like me you can kiss the people’s ass!”

-”I’ve come for the woman… and your head.”-Maythaus in The Scorpion King

-”I hate this place. I hate penis eating minnows and I hate freaky fruit. I want to go home, I want concrete, I want home made tortellini. I want my Los Angeles Lakers. I want to go home, I want to go home, I want to go home. Get out of here Monkeys.” Beck in The Rundown

-”Option A or Option B. Option A: we walk out of here nice and easy, we go back to the airstrip, and then we begin our long journey back to Los Angeles. There’ll be no bruises, no broken bones, and no problems. ” -Beck in The Rundown

-”Whoo! Scorchin’! “- Elliot Willehelm in Be Cool

-”Who knew, that a man with 24 inch pythons would have half inch testicles! ”

-”Hey Jabronie.”

-”You don’t want to mess with the ROCK and SOCKconnection.” “Who are you two popcorn farts?”

-”Jabroni-beatin, pie-eatin, trail-blazin, eyebrow-raisin, faster than a cheatah, stronger than a buck, hottest thing to hit Canada because the Maple Leafs suck!”

-”The Rock is gonna go through HHH like ex-lax goes through his fat-ass mama!”

-”Botox your balls, excuse my language, if you want, he says. As long as youre not hurting anybody.”

-”If you think you can imagine what goes on in the mind of Richard Kelly, you can’t. You think you know, but you have no idea.” - The Rock

Got a quote that you want listed here? Send it in (please make sure it is something The Rock/Dwayne actually said)